It's raining I think I will poop behind the couch
This morning at 6:30am opened the door dog said in here pampered princess ass voice .. no daddy .. rain .. I might get wet .. just had my hair did ..and my nails trimmed and painted .. Im no go tinkle in the rain. Im like screw you and your hair .. so went out with her.. she stands on the deck under my umbrella ..and refuses to go down the stairs.
So I went with her.. hit the next to last step .. was slimey from algae and rain, feet went out from under me , shredded my right shin almost to the bone .. lying at the bottom of the steps covered in mud, in horrid pain. She still won't pee ... she is half way under my umbrella and licking my face.. If I wasn't in so much pain I would have killed her !
So we go back inside, after I spent 5 mins trying to get up, not sure if leg was broke or not .. it isn't. She no more hits the door goes straight to the carpet and squats .. I'm like !$!$!!!@!@@@!!!!&!&@@#&!!!! Throw down some paper towels .. go get the leash, grab my coat .. she knows whats up .. she runs .. I grab her, put on the leash ,, and take her outside .. she didn't want to go out I had to place my hand on her butt and give her a shove.
Finally we are outside, she is still trying to drag me and her back in .. I'm like HELL NO .. you're gonna poop if I have to stand out here with you till we are both soaked to the bone ..she finally poops .. OMG what an ordeal
Submitted October 08, 2017 at 05:25PM by northrivergeek
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